behaviour at a picnic
meet outdoors
get a two-metre pole
hold it and spin around in a circle
mark out 2 metres with blankets
bring your own cutlery
and bring your own coleslaw
remember it’s not a risk-free zone
sharing the potato salad
you’re not allowed to hug people and that’s the rule
a proper full-frontal hug is the most dangerous
hugging your leg is much less dangerous
people get much more tactile when they’re drunk
things are not back to normal
quite a high level of paranoia about it
some of the advice
may not apply to you
Snippets taken from a BBC article about how to maintain social distancing as lockdown rules ease.
